“* The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.”
“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket.”
“The fastest way to double your money is to use Cosmic Ordering.”
“Put your money in your head, that way no one can take it from you.”
“Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.”
“When giving money to the amputated, you must put it directly into their pockets.”