“Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”
“Everything in Los Angeles is too large, too loud and usually banal in concept… The plastic asshole of the world.”
“When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles.”
“It's redundant to die in Los Angeles.”
“Summer was over. Of course you can't tell in Los Angeles.”
“[Los Angeles] the world's biggest third-class city...”