“Shakespeare is like mashed potatoes, you can never get enough of him.”
“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the mashed potatoes in my pocket. ”
“I don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed potatoes: loaded.”
“Vane passed the mashed potatoes across Bride to Fury, who stared at them with a fierce frown "What are these?" he asked."Potatoes," Vane told him."What did they do to them?”
“My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.”
“Don’t tell me you’re going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich”