“The world doesn't make sense until you force it to.”

“She doesn't quite chop his head off.She makes a Pez dispenser out of him.”

“Hello, I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman. ”

“Most people think Marv is crazy, but I don't believe that. I'm no shrink and I'm not saying I've got Marv all figured out or anything, but "crazy" just doesn't explain him. Not to me. Sometimes I think he's retarded, a big, brutal kid who never learned the ground rules about how people are supposed to act around each other. But that doesn't have the right ring to it either. No, it's more like there's nothing wrong with Marv, nothing at all--except that he had the rotten luck of being born at the wrong time in history. He'd have been okay if he'd been born a couple of thousand years ago. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a roman arena, taking a sword to other gladiators like him. They'd have tossed him girls like Nancy, back then.”

“You've got rights. Lots of rights. Sometimes I count them just to make myself feel crazy.”

“I'll make it. I won't die. I've got too much I have to do to let myself die.”

“Deadly little Miho. She won't let you feel a thing unless she wants you to. She twists the blade. He feels it. ”