“The best is yet to come.”

“The best is yet to come and won't that be fine.”

“The best revenge is massive success.”

“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day-”

“You only go around once, but if you play your cards right, once is enough.”

“When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.”

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”