“Ya gotta love livin', pally, cuz dyin's a pain in the ass!”

“....A simple I love you means more than money....”

“Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”

“For nobody else, gave me thrill-with all your faults, I love you still. It had to be you, wonderful you, it had to be you.”

“You only go around once, but if you play your cards right, once is enough.”

“I feel sorry for people that don't drink, because when they wake up in the morning, that is the best they are going to feel all day-”

“When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.”