“A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.”

“Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.”

“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”

“For the record, folks; I never took a shit on stage and the closest I ever came to eating shit anywhere was at a Holiday Inn buffet in Fayetteville, North Carolina, in 1973.”

“Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)”

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”