“Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)”

“There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we'd all love one another.”

“I think it's really tragic when people get serious about stuff. It's such an absurdity to take anything really seriously ... I make an honest attempt not to take anything seriously: I worked that attitude out about the time I was eighteen, I mean, what does it all mean when you get right down to it, what's the story here? Being alive is so weird.”

“It's better to have something to remember than anything to regret.”

“One size does not fit all.”

“All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”

“I have an important message to deliver to all the cute people all over the world. If you're out there and you're cute, maybe you're beautiful. I just want to tell you somethin' — there's more of us UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS than you are, hey-y, so watch out.”