“Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”
“You know what the game of golf is, don't you? It's basketball for people who can't jump and chess for people who can't think.”
“Televisio is a vehicle that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.”
“The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.”
“Why is it that people who can't get their shit together, can't seem to keep their noses out of other people's”
“I think that people who can't believe in fairies aren't worth knowing. ”