“Government is the Entertainment division of the military-industrial complex.”

“Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.”

“I'm vile and perverted. I'm obsessed and deranged.I've existed for years but very little has changed.I'm the tool of the government and industry too.For I'm destined to rule and regulate you.You may think I'm pernicious, but you can't look away.I'll make you think I'm delicious with the stuff that I say.I'm the best you can get... have you guessed me yet?I'm the slime oozing out of your TV set....”

“behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.”

“Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)”

“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”

“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”