“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'Frank Zappa: 'You have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?”
“Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable; be honest and frank anyway.”
“You're a stone cold killer, Frank. You kill people for a living. And so does this German guy. You aren't heroes. You're what most people fear. You're the antitheses of a hero. You ever think of that?”
“To be a ‘believer’ does not make you superior to others; but to be a ‘humanist’ does make it so!”
“Knowledge does have a way of making you an outcast.”
“That's the way it is when you love. It makes you suffer, and I have suffered much in the years since. But it matters little that you suffer, so long as you feel alive with a sense of the close bond that connects all living things, so long as love does not die!”