“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”
“Anything Anytime Anyplace For No Reason At All (or AAAFNRAA)”
“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”
“Art is making something out of nothing, and selling it.”
“All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.”