“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
“Some piously record 'In the beginning God', but I say 'In the beginning hydrogen'.”
“Fundamentals are the building blocks of fun.”
“Don’t let mental blocks control you. Set yourself free. Confront your fear and turn the mental blocks into building blocks.”