“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.”
“The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.”
“Our memory is a more perfect world than the universe: it gives back life to those who no longer exist.”
“...It also taught me that while cruelty can be fun for a few moments, compassion has a much longer shelf life.”
“The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.”