“who are the brain police?”

“Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.”

“Anyone who is disturbed by the idea of newts in a nightclub is potentially dangerous.”

“Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned--I support your right to enjoy it. However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people who do not wish to share your dogma, rapture, or necrodestination.”

“I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.”

“behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue who will set up his breakaway demagogue government.”

“Take the Kama Sutra. How many people died from the Kama Sutra as opposed to the Bible? Who wins?”