“Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.”
“The Lib Dems found it very hard to decide whether they were Labour or Tory supporters, mostly because they're Lib Dem supporters. I mean had most of them agreed with one of the major parties they would probably have applied to join those parties instead of standing at the back of town halls looking disappointed.”
“All great novels, all true novels, are bisexual.”
“The term bisexual has ended up as the ugly stepchild of sexuality, in both name and meaning. Its fate is symptomatic of the bisexual's own lot in life: to be as common as can be, but unacknowledged.”
“Never be the senior man with a secret.”
“Here weare, a man and a woman, both wanting thesame things, and yet, you aren’t attracted tome.”