“I go to school by bus”

“I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.”

“in the book i'm reading (The Principal) the main chareter best friend has to go to a differnt school. I can picture them waiting at the bus stop together crying.”

“Please, don’t drive a school bus blindfolded.”

“every morning i pray that the school bus will crash and we'll all die in a fiery wreck. then my mom will be able to sue the school bus company for never making school buses with seat belts, and she'll be able to get more money for my tragic death than i would've ever made in my tragic life. unless the lawyers from the school bus company can prove to the jury that i was guaranteed to be a fuckup. then they'd get away with buying my mom a used ford fiesta and call it even.”

“I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. - Percy Jackson (Lightning Thief)”