“You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer’s heart.”

“You only live once. But if you work it right, once is enough.”

“California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.”

“I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”

“A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.”

“a group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done”

“All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.”