“In the external scheme of things, shining moments are as brief as the twinkling of an eye, yet such twinklings are what eternity is made of -- moments when we human beings can say "I love you," "I'm proud of you," "I forgive you," "I'm grateful for you." That's what eternity is made of: invisible imperishable good stuff.”
“I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren't a twinkle in your great-grandcestor's eyes. I think I know what I'm doing.”
“If I am going to spend eternity visiting this moment and that, I'm grateful that so many of those moments are nice.”
“Every day I'm eternally grateful that when everyone else turned right, I made a wide left.”
“I go to a Catholic school and I'm telling you: invisibility = eternal damnation. You can take it to the bank.”
“Well, some people say I'm pessimistic because I recognize the eternal cycle of evil. All I say is, look at the history of mankind right up to this moment and what do you find?”