“Why pay a dollar for a bookmark?Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?”

“Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?”

“I wasn't feeling that social, though I was painfully alone at the time. I do things like that. I'll moan to myself how isolated I am, go outside, see someone I know and then hide from them. It's not always because this person is the most annoying. Sometimes with some people I just know what the conversation is going to be and I don't have the strength to relive it in real life after experiencing it in my head.”

“A perennial guest star is like being a foster kid who's passed around some really great foster homes. I would love for one of them to keep me, but it's a hell of a lot better than being abandoned.”

“I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.”

“Why didn't you tell me i was in love with you?”

“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.”