“I took the wheels of my bike off in support of your bicycle race to support bike riding.”
“Life is like riding a bike. It is impossible to maintain your balance while standing still.”
“I’ve never been on a bike,” I say. “I mean, I’ve been on a bike but not a motorcycle.”“And why is that?” he asks. “Bugs. They get in your mouth, right? That’s just gross.” Chris makes a face.“If you ride around with your mouth hanging open, I assume that could be a possibility.”
“Bikes are for riding; they're not car hats.”
“That was not like riding a bike, you asshole!”