“The immediate issue here is whether the Pooh animals realise they constitute a de facto nudist colony.”
“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist colony, if you know what I mean.”
“You're a man milliner, Poirot. I never notice what people have on.""You should join a nudist colony”
“I learned that when people see a dachshund, they have to yell, "A wiener dog!" Like "A rainbow!" "A Shriner!" "A shooting star!" "A clown!" "A nudist colony!”
“Reason is flawless, de jure, but reasoners are not, de facto.”
“British rule meant not democracy -colonialism is almost by definition underdemocratic - but limited constitutional liberalism and capitalism”