“Show me a home where the buffalo roam and I'll show you a dirty living room.”
“You show me a boy who brings a snake home to his mother and I'll show you an orphan.”
“If you show me a lady, I'll show you a gentleman; show me a bitch, and I'll show you a G.”
“Show me a woman who hasn't fantasized about getting in the car and leaving home, and I'll show you a woman who doesn't know how to drive.”
“Show me a culture where honesty is considered ridiculous, where nobody's ever accountable for anything, where anger gets admired as a sign of strength, and I'll show you a place where misery is permanent”
“Show me a hero and I'll show you a bum.”