“Adding manpower to a late software project, makes it later.”
“Buying antivirus software is like buying insurance: It’s important to make a good choice now just in case you need the assistance later.”
“Complain about the way other people make software by making software.”
“most software- or systems-development projects start out without a context diagram, blissfully unaware that they need one.”
“Translation software is not making translators obsolete. Has medical diagnostic software made doctors obsolete?”
“It's nothing. A school project. My go-to answer for anything. Staying out late? School project. Need extra money? School project.”