“A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.”

“Creation's probably overrated. After all, God made the world in only six days and rested on the seventh.”

“Five days shalt thou labour, as the Bible says. The seventh day is the Lord thy God's. The sixth day is for football”

“Why is it that there was always a unit on history, math, science and god knows what other useless, totally forgettable information you taught those seventh graders year after year, but never any unit on death? No exercises, no workbooks, no final exams on the only subject that matters?”

“God didn't create universe in six days of human measure.God's still working, then hasn't yet reached the seventh day.”

“...God created the world in six days. On the seventh day, he rested. On the eighth day, he started getting complaints. And it hasn't stopped since.”