“I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.”
“I am not upset that you lied to me, I am upset that from now on I cannot believe you.”
“I'm sorry I kissed you- it was selfish and it upset you- but you can't ask me to pretend I didnt want to.”
“What have you done?""Sir," Jack held up his hands in surrender. "I know how this looks. You have every right to be upset.""Upset?" he fumed. "Do I look upset to you?""You look upset to me," I noted.”
“Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.”
“Fuck first then talk. I'm pretty sure whatever you tell me will upset my stomach and give me an iffy stiffy. You don't want an iffy stiffy do you?”