“Humor is the whole truth.”
“Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.”
“Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. ”
“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”
“Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.”
“To be angered by evil is to partake of it, stupid. - Phrases of Import and Salvation, Chapter IX, The Book of Universal Truths and Other Humorous Anecdotes”