“It’s not something he can do anything about, being a bleeder, anymore than a guy with a glass jaw can do something about not having whiskers.”

“And now, I'm thinking again, isn't there something we can do about something we can't do anything about?”

“You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.”

“My most recent faith struggle is not one of intellect. I don’t really do that anymore. Sooner or later you just figure out there are some guys who don’t believe in God and they can prove He doesn't exist, and there are some other guys who do believe in God and they can prove He does exist, and the argument stopped being about God a long time ago and now it’s about who is smarter, and honestly I don’t care.”

“People are afraid of anything they don't understand. When they understand, when they know the truth, they can do something about it.”

“anything a guy can do a girl can do better...except being stupid”