“Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.”
“They think they're normal, because they all do the same thing. Well, I'm going to pretend that I have drunk from the same well as them.”
“Don't judge. I'm not getting drunk. I'm coping.”
“I'm drunk but truthful.”
“You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind of girl I am. If I like a person, I'll tell them anything they want to know. Just ask me. Go ahead, ask me.”
“I'm not drunk, just a little stoned.”