“What does a decent chap talk about with the greatest possible pleasure?Answer: about himself.”
“But what can a decent man speak of with most pleasure?Answer: Of himself.Well, so I will talk about myself.”
“To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the inner music that words make.”
“WHOEVER TALKS ABOUT WHAT DOES NOT CONCERN HIM, OFTEN HEARS WHAT DOES NOT PLEASE HIM!”
“Talking to the British about sex is like talking to Americans about reading. Nobody does it so why talk about it?”
“Why do you insist on talking about what does not exist?”