“These are the divine days of divine miracles.”

“Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions”

“This raises the question, was Brian Cohen divine? Let’s take a look at his miracles. In Monty Python’s Life of Brian, each “miracle” Brian performs leads to greater conviction on the part of his followers that his every utterance is Divinely sanctioned. His first miracle is to be “taken up” into heaven, only to be spotted in full sprint moments later. For his next miracle, he causes a juniper bush to bring forth juniper berries. Later he miraculously restores the power of speech to Simon, a hermit of eighteen years (by landing on his foot, that is). As evidence of Brian’s divinity mounts, his words are received by the devoted throng as Divine revelation. His exasperated plea for the crowd to “fuck off ” is treated as an invitation to ritual: “How shall we fuck off, O Lord?”

“Once you believe in yourself and see your soul as divine and precious, you'll automatically be converted to a being who can create miracles.”

“The solution to the problem of the day is the awakening of the consciousness of humanity to the divinity within.”

“It's the Divine Comedy, not the Divine Tragedy.”