“Well, they’re magical wardrobes, of course, although they don’t lead to any fairy wonderlands.”
“Like any child raised on tales of magical worlds beyond paintings and mirrors and wardrobes, I had yearned to enter Middle Earth, to reach through.”
“Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes”
“Bloody fairy magic!”
“Well, those who aren’t waiting for you don’t know what they’re missing.”
“Well, speaking as a feminist, I'm glad that women can lead--uh,groups of unspeakable magical evil.”