“Internet friends are real friends”
“Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.”
“Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends”
“champange for my real friends. real pain for my sham friends”
“Here's champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.”
“Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet.”