“It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.”
“Do you find it erotic how my pants bulge in the crotch, where I keep my coffee cup?”
“It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from. The ability to triumph begins with you - always.”
“No matter how careful you are"..."there's always going to be a mess, and you're going to have to clean it up afterward.”
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”
“Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee affords.”