“Ignorance and virtue suck on the same straw...”
“People who believe in politics are like people who believe in God: they are sucking wind through bent straws.”
“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less. ”
“(about terrible vision) Eyes don't suck, they cry. If you really must know, your mouth sucks, especially once you get a straw. Feel the sucky power!”
“Ignorance is an underrated virtue, my lord.”
“Everybody looks for a chance of attention. Nobody looks for a chance to be ignored. Why? Because being ignored really sucks.”