“Jilly Beaton's a vicious cow. Inspectors love her, but she's a cow when they've gone.""Back home in Argentina," sniffed Isabella, "cows are very important, but they know their place.”
“Ooli boppa cow boppa cow boppa cow cow”
“WHERE'S MY COW?!IS THAT MY COW?!HRRRUUUUGGGH!!!!THAT'S NOT MY COW!THAT'S A HIPPOPOTAMOUS!”
“We love dogs and eat cows not because dogs and cows are fundamentally different--cows, like dogs, have feelings, preferences, and consciousness--but because our perception of them is different.”
“I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???”
“WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW? ”