“That's Irish diplomacy for you.Huh?The ability to tell someone to go to hell and make them happy to be going.”
“Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
“And that's all it takes to make you happy? You kill little kids, then go home and wait until it's time to do it all again? What the hell kind of existence is that?”
“If someone tells you to change yourself, tell them to go fuck themselves.”
“Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.”
“He has the ability to catch someone by the way that he looks at her, and make her wish he would go on looking.”