“I have so much paperwork. I'm afraid my paperwork has paperwork.”
“So much paperwork to read! So much paperwork to push away! So much paperwork to pretend he hadn't received and that might have been eaten by gargoyles.”
“It is well known that any drive to reduce paperwork only results in extra paperwork”
“Oh, fuck the paperwork”
“Vlad hated doing the paperwork as much as he did when a human employee quit, which was why they'd both made a promise not to eat quitters just to avoid the paperwork. As Tess had pointed out, eating the staff was bad for morale and made it so much harder to find new employees.”
“Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.”