“Ivy Hisselpenny was the unfortunate victim of circumstances that dictated she be only-just-pretty, only-just-wealthy, and possessed of a terrible propensity for wearing extremely silly hats.”
“...just because I don't have on a silly black costume and carry a silly broom and wear a silly black hat, doesn't mean that I'm not a witch. I'm a witch all the time and not just on Halloween.”
“I know, but it's just one night and I really think it's silly to spend thousands of dollars on a dress you only wear once.”
“But 'contentment'. Is that happiness? Or is that only resignation wearing a funny hat?”
“Sometimes you just gotta wear the tinfoil hat.”
“Hat head is a sad affliction wherein the chosen hat and the selected hairstyle are grossly incompatible. The unfortunate combination results in a condition that can be hidden only with the application of another hat.”