“No one ever explained the octopuses.”
“Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub?”
“Once one seizes happiness, one should hang onto it like an octopus.”
“I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way.”
“[T]he most repugnant bastard there is: the bastard-octopus.”
“Child," said Aslan, "did I not explain to you once before that no one is ever told what might have been?”