“They decided the mummy would be unwrapped, for the titillation of the ladies, just after dinner.”
“Now before we get into anything, ladies, no scratching, no spitting and no tattling to mummy.”
“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.”
“Oh shit, the mummy's after us, let's all walk a little faster”
“Over dinner, I had agreed to be her paladin, and no self-respecting paladin would decide on a course of action based on a majority vote of a committee of two.”
“Mr Wingham has the advantage of being on the premises. He and the young lady play duets after dinner, which acts as a bond. Mr Little on these occasions, I understand, prowls about in the road, chafing visibly.”