“That's funny, you're funny. I like you, I'm quite taken by you.”
“You think you're funny? I think I'm adorable.”
“I'm considering whether or not to believe you. I need to run an algorithm on this.""That's not funny.""You might be trying to trick me into sleeping with you.”
“That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone. ”
“Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.”
“I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so!”