“Don't get between me and my chocolate!”
“God isn't chocolate, he's the encounter between chocolate and the palate capable of appreciating it.”
“I want the world, I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket,/It's my bar of chocolate/Give it to me now! I want today/I want tomorrow . . . And if I don't get the things I am after/I'm going to scream!”
“Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.”
“What does it feel like to get shot?""I don't recommend it," said Nellie in a controlled voice. "Chocolate is definitely better.”
“My god, he’s the one who gets the girls? What? Is he made of chocolate or something?”