“They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.”
“I have a handicap on the golf course like you wouldn’t believe. It’s more than a limp, and less than a wheelchair.”
“The only thing more boring than watching golf, is listening to people talk about the golf they are watching.”
“Sometimes I lie awake ay night, and I wonder, "is life like golf or is it more like baseball?" Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "try shuffleboard.”
“life is like golf game , Hole after hole”
“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rather actually be playing golf, or sitting on the green composing haikus about the landscaping.”