“I've seen the truth, and it makes no sense.”

“It makes me sad because I've never seen such--such beautiful shirts before.”

“History, in the end, is only another kind of story, and stories are different from the truth. The truth is messy and chaotic and all over the place. Often it just doesn’t make sense. Stories make things make sense, but the way they do that is to leave out anything that doesn’t fit. And often that is quite a lot.”

“[H]istory, in the end, is only another kind of story, and stories are different from the truth. The truth is messy and chaotic and all over the place. Often it just doesn't make sense. Stories make things make sense, but the way they do that is to leave out anything that doesn't fit. And often that is quite a lot.”

“I've nothing against people who love truth. Apart from the fact that they make dull companions.”

“You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.”