“If she were a president, she'd be Baberham Lincoln.”

“I see dead Presidents. Lincoln, Jefferson, Franklin, and Washington.”

“And Lincoln, as would be evidenced throughout his presidency, was a master of timing.”

“Abraham Lincoln was asked by an aide about the church service he had attended. Lincoln responded that the minister was inspired, interesting, well-prepared, eloquent and the topic relevant. The aide said, “Then it was a good service?” Lincoln responded, “No.” The aide protested, “But, Mr. President, you said that the minister was inspired, interesting, well-prepared, eloquent, and that the topic was relevant.” “Yes,” replied Lincoln, “but he didn’t challenge us to do any great thing.”

“George, I know you’re tired. But President Lincoln, he didn’t free us to be lazy and no good. He freed us to work hard and improve ourselves.”-George’s Grandmother.”

“I swear,if she were a cat she'd be hissing.”