“I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog.”

“Man's closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog. "Enzo"I admire the female sex. The life makers. It must be amazing to have a body that can carry an entire creature inside. "Enzo”

“Generally the theories we believe we call facts,and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.”

“I’ll get you and your little dog too?’ You say your girl can’t pay me back? Believe me when I say that that little gift’s just gonna keep right on giving.”

“A man’s life was five dogs long, Cortland believed. The first was the one that taught you. The second was the one you taught. The third and fourth were the ones you worked. The last was the one that outlived you. That was the winter dog. Cortland’s winter dog had no name. He thought of it only as the scarecrow dog…”

“bonobos, related to chimpanzees and native to the Congo, have been found to engage in French kissing.”