“If you're Microsoft, you can prevent a porn site using microsoft.xxx. Although that would be ironic since micro and soft probably aren't at the forefront of desirable concepts when you're looking for porn.”

“Back in the days when gladiators hacked away at each other, there was always the man who decided whether the defeated should live or die. The job is usually given to the Emperor in movies, but in fact any senior man could have been the designated thumbs-up-thumbs-down guy. The official title for this fellow was...the editor. (evil laughter in background)”

“A dead man fell from the sky, landing at my feet with a thud.”

“Writing is to copyediting what swimming is to pool maintenance.”

“The internet, where everything is free except porn sites.”

“Microsoft is not competing against another company. They're competing against a new management system.”

“The difference between school and life?In school,you're taught a lesson and then given a test.In life,you're given a test that teaches you a lesson”