“To say "He was a young fool, and now he's an old fool" is to make a distinction without a difference.”
“Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.”
“The young people think the old people are fools -- but the old people know the young people are fools.”
“If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will leave the room if you are drunk. If you make a fool of yourself in front a dog, he will make a fool of himself, too.”
“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too.”
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.”