“When the government's boot is on your throat, whether it is a left boot or a right boot is of no consequence.”

“If you are boot out, do not go to boot hill.”

“There's no boot."No boot?"No."That makes me sad."I ate it."You ate the boot?"Yes."Was it good?"No. Were the cigarettes good?"No. I couldn't finish them."I couldn't finish the boot.”

“Death is impatient and thoughtless. It barges into your room when you are right in the middle of something, and it doesn't bother to wipe its boots.”

“We were young. Everyone was young in those days. That’s the main complaint you hear from people who are getting old. You stop seeing young people. You begin to wonder if there are any left and whether there were only young people when you were young.”

“Wear your boots if you wander today”

“My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't you.”